Best Jokes

What do you call it when part of a windmill is owned by a circus clown?

A juggler vane!

A guy goes to the doctor.

Guy: "Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places."

Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places!"

December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas.

Some insist on a shirt.

Others insist on a pair of socks.

The argument always ends in a tie.

People go on vacation to forget things...

Then they open their travel bags and find that they did.