Best Jokes

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.

"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?

Because they are rain deer.