Best Jokes

A guy goes to the doctor.

Guy: "Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places."

Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places!"

December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas.

Some insist on a shirt.

Others insist on a pair of socks.

The argument always ends in a tie.

People go on vacation to forget things...

Then they open their travel bags and find that they did.

Teacher: If I tear a piece of paper into four, what do I get?

Student: Quarters

Teacher: And if I divide it into eight?

Student: Eighths

Teacher: And if I divide it into eight thousand parts?

Student: Confetti.