Best Jokes

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle maker died?

He was buried 6 down and 3 across.

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the family room.

Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her dad and said, "It was Mom."

"How do you know?"

"She didn't say anything."

A robber was found wounded in an electronics store...

He tried breaking in from the roof but unfortunately for him, he fell on a 'Sharp' TV.

I ate a salad for lunch today! Well, mostly croutons and tomatoes...

Actually one big round crouton and tomato sauce. And cheese...

FINE! It was a pizza. I ate a pizza for lunch!