Best Jokes

I can spot an innie and an outie belly button on the beach from a mile away. ..

That's because I graduated with honors from the U.S Navel Academy.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance...

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!!

"Darling, in the moonlight your teeth are like pearls."

"Oh really! And when were you in the moonlight with Pearl?"

KARATE MASTER: What people turn into when they walk into a spider web.