Best Jokes

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon?

It’s not the end of the world.

Anybody who's busy pulling on the oars hasn't got time to rock the boat.

Old man walks up and says, "For sixty years I've been trying to figure out why we vote in November. Finally found the answer this year."

"Why's that?"

"Better selection of turkeys!"

Living beyond your means takes twice as much money as it used to.