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Favorite this joke A man walks into a bar, sits down next to a beautiful woman and says, " Hi I'm Dave".
She looks at him and says, "I know Dave, we went to high school together".
He says, "I would have remembered you from high school."
She says, "Dave, it's me Richard. I'm a woman now."
Dave looks at her in disbelief, "Wow, well they did a good job! Did it hurt when they gave you those breast?"
"No, they just gave me some pills to make them grow bigger."
"Well did it hurt when they uh, you know, down there?"
"No, its a pretty routine surgery now, just had a little discomfort. I have to tell you the worst pain with the whole thing is when they stuck a vacuum in my ear and sucked out half of my brain."
I recently ask a not so bright applicant to fax me her resume...
She replied that she could not as she only had one copy.
The girl was very rich and the boy was poor but honest. She liked him, but that was all, and he knew it. One night he had been a little more tender than usual. "You are very rich," he ventured.
"Yes," she replied frankly, "I'm worth 1.25 million dollars."
"And I'm poor," he replied. "Will you marry me?"
"No."
"I thought you would say no."
"Then why did you ask me?"
"Oh, just to see how a man feels when he loses 1.25 million dollars."
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