vnk Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 3
# of followers : 5
# of following: 3
Location: United States
won: $ 35.00
$5.00 won 6 votes

Love is like peeing yourself – everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.

6 votes

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$25.00 won 13 votes

I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.
I said, "Yes, pump number six."

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$5.00 won 7 votes

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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