Best Jokes

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

One of the partners at an Indian restaurant wanted to open his own place, but he was prevented from doing so.

He had signed a naan-compete clause.

If someone renting a coffee bean plantation failed to pay the rent, would the owner of the plantation have grounds to sue?

If you've never tried archery blindfolded, you don't know what you're missing.