Best Jokes

A classmate and I were walking past a poster in our school hallway.

It featured a photo of Einstein with the words “Even Einstein reads books.”

My friend was amazed: “I didn’t know Einstein’s first name was Even.”

What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Ernie: The national sport in Spain is bull fighting and in England it’s cricket.

Bernie: I’d rather play in England.

Ernie: Why do you say that?

Bernie: It’s easier to fight crickets.