Best Jokes

Why did the dentist become a baseball coach?
Because he knew the drill!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself!

Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
It had a Bluetooth!

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis!

Why did the dentist break up with their partner?
They just couldn’t handle the plaque!

A mother walks into her own bedroom and is surprised to catch her 10 year old daughter reading her diary. Startled, she just stands there.

"You were right mom," says the daughter. "Reading is fun."

So my life has been in turmoil and one night, before I went to sleep, I asked the universe to fix me...

The universe delivered.

When I woke up, I had been neutered.

Question: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?

Answer: A Phillips' screwdriver.