Best Jokes

What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

An esca-pea!

Question... What is in the middle of nowhere?

Answer... The letter 'h'.

Baloney \ba-lo’-ne\: Where some hemlines fall.

Banquet \bang’-kwit\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.

Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.

Boomerang \boo’-me-rang\: What’s on top of the Ghost Cream Pie.

The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?"

The student thought about it for a minute then replied: "Are we talking about my little brother or my big brother?"