Best Jokes

According to a new survey, Americans feel that we should all be able to retire when we're 44 years old.

I did.

I just didn't let my boss know.

After moving to Tennessee, I was looking for a new veterinarian for my dog.

I found one close by and booked an appointment for him.

Arriving at the office, I saw this sign on the door: "Veterinarian/Taxidermist. Either way, you get your pet back."

How do you know when a kid watches too much TV?

When you ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and they answer, "AFLAC!"

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.