Best Jokes

Husband: "My shaving brush is very stiff now. I wonder what is wrong with it?"

Wife: "I don't know. It was nice and soft when I painted the bird cage yesterday."

I keep hearing on the radio that I can make big money flipping houses...

But they never say how much I have to pay for the big spatula!

You can't run through a campground...

You can only 'ran', because it's past tents.

Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.

It's the best thing for a hot dog.