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Favorite this joke A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read:
"We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That's the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH... so help me God."
What blood type does an optimist have?
B positive.
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. He wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, "Of course not!"
Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, "Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you."
The drunk replies, "I am at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK!"
If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
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