Best Jokes

My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.

"Are we expecting guests?" I asked.

"No," she replied.

"Then why did you buy so much bread?"

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Prison - 8’x10’ Cell

Work - 6’x8’ Cubicle

Prison - 3 meals a day

Work - 1 meal and you have to pay for that one

Prison - Guards Unlock and Lock the doors for you

Work - You have to do it yourself

Prison - Friends and Family can visit you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no body to go with.