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Favorite this joke A husband is about to leave on a business trip, "Honey, if my business requires me to stay longer in that town. I'll send you a card."
"Don't bother dear, I read it already... it's in the pocket of your coat."
My wife has been missing a week now.
The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read:
"We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That's the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH... so help me God."
What blood type does an optimist have?
B positive.
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