Best Jokes

The patient goes to the dentist and says, "I have yellow teeth, what should I do?"

The dentist replies, "Wear a brown tie."

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad...

But when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .

She leaned over and pushed me!

Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf itself.

An exceptional pilot uses his exceptional knowledge to avoid needing his exceptional skill.