Best Jokes

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”...

Stupid firemen.

Mother: Now, Little Johnny, eat your spinach. It’s good for growing children.

Little Johnny: Who wants to grow children?

Did you hear about the cheap art thieves the police caught the other day?

They didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make their Van Gogh.

Son: “Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?”

Dad: (hands son a phone) “Okay, now just call someone.”

Son: “Why can’t you do it?”

Dad: “Because that would be a DADdial.”