Best Jokes

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug

*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

*You've worn the finish off you coffee table

*Instant coffee takes too long

*You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"

*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you

*Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house

*You're so wired you pick up FM radio

*Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"

*Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position

*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can

What time of day was Adam created by God?

Answer: Just before Eve

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”...

Stupid firemen.

Mother: Now, Little Johnny, eat your spinach. It’s good for growing children.

Little Johnny: Who wants to grow children?