Best Jokes

Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders...

Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.

How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Easily, he sleeps at night.

The twin girls walk into a store. After selecting a few items they go to the cashier.

The cashier looks at them and says, "Are you two girls sisters?"

The twins both laugh and then one says, "Sisters? We aren't even religious."

I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me.

To get even I played a blank CD over and over.

That drove him crazy.