Best Jokes

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.

I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?"

"It was bread in captivity,” she replied.

What do all Cobblers say when they sneeze?

Ah...Ah...Ah......Ah Shoe!!!

The patient goes to the dentist and says, "I have yellow teeth, what should I do?"

The dentist replies, "Wear a brown tie."

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad...

But when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .

She leaned over and pushed me!