So every morning a husband would wake up in the morning and pass gas really loud. The wife told him one day if you keep that up you are going fart out your guts.

The husband said no way it is impossible. Well this went on for along time.

Finally the wife was cooking Thanksgiving dinner and while she was taking all the guts out of the bird she had an Idea. She sneaked in there bedroom and stuffed all the turkey guts in his underwear.

The next morning she heard him wake up and fart really loud. After that it was quiet for some time.

Then her hubby came down and said, "You where right I did fart out my guts. But thank goodness I was able stuff them all back in!"