Best Jokes

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!" The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memories just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?!"

1) Teen age - Have time + energy , but no money

2) Working age - Have money + energy , but no time

3) Old age - Have time + money , but no energy

Patient comes to the doctor.

Doctor: So, what concerns you?
Patient: Dr, everyone ignores me!
Doctor: Next!
Lol!!

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?