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$5.00 won 7 votes

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*

7 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $5.00
posted by "virgogal" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.

His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$5.00 won 7 votes

My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad.

But don’t worry...

I’ll return!

7 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |