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$25.00 won 7 votes

Son: Dad, I want to get married.

Father: First, tell me you're sorry.

Son: For what?

Father: Say sorry.

Son: But for what ? What did I do?

Father: Just say sorry.

Son: But...what have i done wrong ?

Father: Say sorry!

Son: WHY?

Father: Say sorry!!

Son: Please, just tell me why?

Father: Say sorry!!!

Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry!

Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "virgogal" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
 

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"

She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”

“Gladiator?”

“No, I really miss her.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |