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My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.

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My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start, but I made it!

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Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.

Patient: What’s the Cure?

Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused...

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |