My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...
It Taurus apart.
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start, but I made it!
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.
Patient: What’s the Cure?
Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused...
Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."