Best Jokes

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.

The student: I walk... you walk…

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.

The student: I run... you run…

My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.

At this posting, details are sketchy.

It's time for me to get a new masseuse...

The one I have now just rubs me the wrong way!