Best Jokes

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"

Did you hear about the guy that created the KNOCK KNOCK JOKE?

He won the NO-BELL prize.