Best Jokes

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...

Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less than his wife.

My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.

Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I handed a glass to my three-year-old and told her to drink her milk.

She looked at me bewildered and replied, "But I didn’t order milk."

If we are not to have a midnight snack, then why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?