Best Jokes

Last week a friend and I decided to take a day off and go to the race track.

I bet on a horse at 10 to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Before crowbars were invented...

...most crows drank at home by themselves.

It was the first day of basketball practice at Wingate high school in Brooklyn, N.Y. Coach Jack Kaminer handed a ball to each player.

"Fellas," he said, "I want you to practice shooting from the spots you might expect to be in during the game."

The No. 12 sub immediately sat down at the end of the bench and began launching the ball toward the basket.