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$9.00 won 7 votes

It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.

She'll be happy to know I got the hint.

I got her a magazine rack!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

7 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once."

"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not sterile."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Tristan Cook" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

Yo' Momma is so fat...

The only letters she knows in the alphabet are K, F, C!

7 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Hoku" |