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The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time...

So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |