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hassam

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Member Since : Apr, 2018
# of jokes posted : 25
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 17.00
1 votes

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"

I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "hassam" |
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Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner.”

Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?”



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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "hassam" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

7 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "hassam" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

7 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "hassam" |