Best Jokes

A woman was visiting the zoo when she passed two workmen that were crying.

"Why are you guys crying?" she asked.

One replied, "One of the elephants just died."

"The big elephant must have been your favorite animal in the zoo?" she asked.

"No, Ma'am-- love has nothing to do with it. The boss told us we have to dig the grave."

What is the Internet's favorite animal?

The lynx.

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?

Because she saw the butter-fly!!