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What is the Internet's favorite animal?

The lynx.

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posted by "antonina" |
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A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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posted by "Rene" |
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Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?

Because she saw the butter-fly!!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband: "Nothing."

Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

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posted by "virgogal" |