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Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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People can climb mountains,

People can scuba dive,

BUT THEY CAN'T MOVE THEIR THUMB TO TEXT ME BACK!

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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I told a girl on the flight that she was pretty. She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."

So I asked if she remembered the quadratic formula.

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posted by "srinu" |
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An engineer and a psychiatrist meet up for their 20th college reunion.

The engineer says, "I'm surprised to see you still looking so young. I'd have thought listening to people's problems all day would have given you a mass of wrinkles."

The psychiatrist says, "You think we listen?"

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posted by "mickey" |