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Favorite this joke A man was walking down the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed. As he lay unconscious and bleeding, a psychologist, who happened to be passing by, rushed up to him and exclaimed, "My God! Whoever did this really needs help!"
What kind of medical help does a mermaid seek, a vet or a doctor?
Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?
The water.
No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
People can climb mountains,
People can scuba dive,
BUT THEY CAN'T MOVE THEIR THUMB TO TEXT ME BACK!
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