If your name is on the building, you’re rich...
If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...
If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.
Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts!
People call me self-centered...
But that’s enough about them.
"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."