Best Jokes

There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!

A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

Sam: Do you know the difference between a guest towel and toilet paper?

Bob: No...

Sam: In that case, don't use our bathroom.