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Favorite this joke A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"
Sam: Do you know the difference between a guest towel and toilet paper?
Bob: No...
Sam: In that case, don't use our bathroom.
Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself.
Jody, his former wife says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me!"
The next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events.
The following day though when he calls, his ex-wife says, "Listen. I told you we're divorced, split, it's over -- period! We're divorced. Why do you keep calling here?"
"Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough."
On his patrol a policeman came across four guys in a tree and he asked that they come down.
After they all came down the policeman asked, "Who are you guys?"
One of the guys replied, "Geez what a memory! We are the guys that were up in the tree!"
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