Best Jokes

I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...

Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week...

How do you find the value of taking Yule to the x power?

You take the Yule log.

Two ladies are walking to their local County Fair, when it starts to rain. One says to the other, "Put your umbrella up, it's raining."

"I can't," says the other, "it's got holes in it."

"Holes in it?" the first lady asks. "Why did you bring it with you?"

The response, "I didn't think it would rain."

Last year i was approved to join a location procrastination club...

We have not met yet.