Things that always tell the truth:
Small Children...
Drunks...
Yoga Pants!
My house is not messy...
I have just set up obstacles for any burglar that might want to test their luck.
I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...
Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week...
How do you find the value of taking Yule to the x power?
You take the Yule log.