Best Jokes

Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.

Little Johnny: That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.

Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!

Little Johnny: That's it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.

Wife: “Why don’t you tell your friend that the girl he is getting married to is not apt for him?”

Husband: “Leave it. I am not going to say anything.”

Wife: “Why not? After all, he is your friend!”

Husband: “He didn’t tell me anything when I was getting married.”

Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"

Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"

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