Best Jokes

Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. "And where do you think you are going?"

Driver: "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is already coming back."

Now that we are into renaming things like Mount Diablo, President Obama wants to rename the San Andreas Fault. His suggestion, Bush's Fault.

The economy is so bad that:The Mafia is laying off judges

The economy is so bad that: Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.