Best Jokes

My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.

My wife enjoys sports and anything else that calls for an argument.

Notice on the bulletin board at the wrestling arena: “There will be a rehearsal for tonight’s bout.”

The workman was hanging a sigh outside of Congress. It read, “Solicitors, fakers and grafters will not be permitted in the House.”
Just then a senator happened by. “Better strike out grafters,” he said, “or we’ll never be able to raise a quorum.”