Best Jokes

Notice on the bulletin board at the wrestling arena: “There will be a rehearsal for tonight’s bout.”

“Hello, Operator, you gave me the wrong number!” said the young man, quite upset about it. "I’m calling Hope5567.“

"There is no such exchange as Rope,” said the operator.

“Hope,” replied the man angrily. “H like in Harry, O for Otto, P for Peter and E for Edward.”

“Gee,” said the operator, “that phone booth must be awfully crowded, but what number do you want?”

My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.

My wife enjoys sports and anything else that calls for an argument.