Best Jokes

Lady: My husband keeps talking in his sleep.
Doctor: Just allow him to speak during the day, and he will be alright.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.

What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

Sea-kelp!

A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he.

First, he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion asked a bear. The bear had no answer. Then the lion asked a hippopotamus, and again got no answer.

Finally, the lion met a mouse. He asked the mouse, ”Tell me, why aren't you as big, as strong, and as beautiful as I am?”

The mouse looked up at the lion and said, ”Well, I've been sick.”