Best Jokes

Sign in a Police Station: It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one nut to scatter it all over the road.

Bob tells Fred: My wife drives me to drink.
Fred comments: You’re lucky. I have to walk.

“Is your new horse well-behaved Charles?”
“Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.”

John asks: Why are you drinking so much?
Joe says: Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it.