Best Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you've got to get them in there first.

How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor?
Yell “B52”

A man had two goldfish,
he named one of them "One"
and the other "Two"
he did this because..

if one died, he'd still have two

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing; It just waved.