Best Jokes

An elegantly dressed woman entered the business office and approached an executive.
“Sir,” said the lady, “I am soliciting funds for the welfare and rehabilitation of wayward women. Would you care to donate?’ “Sorry,” replied the exec, “but I contribute directly.”!

The latest reports from the Internal Revenue service shows that it has streamlined its tax form this year.
It goes like this:
A. How much did you make last year?
B. How much do you have left?
C. Send B.

An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar.
“Do you know what time it is?” Asked the drunk.
“Sure,” said the man
“Thanks,” said the drunk.

Three lunatics are attempting to escape from a mental hospital. The first one passes the guard, makes the sound of a cat, and continues.

The second one does exactly the same, meowing like a cat, and gets out, too.

The third then passes near the guard and yells, “I’m a cat too!”