Best Jokes

A teacher asked her class to write on "What's the bravest thing your dad has done?"

A student wrote... "My dad married my mom."

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY! "

John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays. "

A chemist's favorite drink is...

CoFe2.

Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"

Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"

Friend 1: "Yes."

Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."