Best Jokes

Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.

Friend 2: Did she say so?

Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".

I trained my dog to fetch me beer...

It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge!

Did you hear about the not so smart young lady that was injured while ice fishing?

She was run over by the zamboni.

If you need a shoulder to cry on...

Just pull off on the side of the road!