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$25.00 won 6 votes

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

6 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |
6 votes

My house is haunted by a ghostwriter...

Last night, I came home and my autobiography had been written.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "chandana" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

I have a chicken proof lawn...

It's impeckable!

6 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

6 votes

posted by "Chavez P" |