Best Jokes

I was trying to develop a joke about PALLETS...

But I am not able to find one that stacks up.

Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?

Because they never cut corners!

Three NFL fans of a losing team were drowning their sorrows at a sports bar after the team lost yet again. The first fan said, "I blame the coach. If he developed better plays, we'd be a great team."

The second fan nodded and replied, "I blame the players. They just don't try hard enough."

The third fan thought for a moment and then said, "I blame my mom and dad. If I'd been born in Boston, I'd be supporting a better team."